"Monty Python's Flying Circus" The Ant: An Introduction (TV Episode 1969) - John Cleese as Voiceover, Spanish Lecturer, The Announcer, Sir George Head, Member of the Mounties Choir, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.), Brian Equator

Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs. : [voice-over] Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the song you have just broadcast about the lumberjack who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are lumberjacks, and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs. P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.
Mr. Equator : Hello, my name is Equatol. Like the middle of the Earth, only with an L.

[he and his wife laugh hysterically]

Mr. Equator : This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit, but inside she has a heart of gold.

[both laugh hysterically again]
Announcer : And now for something completely different: a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

[after that]

Announcer : And now for something completely different: a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.

John Cleese: Voiceover, Spanish Lecturer, The Announcer, Sir George Head, Member of the Mounties Choir, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.), Brian Equator