- David Addison Jr.: [Bound hand and foot with pantyhose in shower, David tries to reach the liquid packet with mouth] We need some lubrication.
- [drops the packet between him and Maddie]
- David Addison Jr.: Very nice. Very nice, now. All right, are you ready? Squeeze!
- Maddie Hayes: You can't be serious.
- David Addison Jr.: You don't think I'm enjoying this?
- Maddie Hayes: You pay people to do this.
- David Addison Jr.: This is no time to think of pleasure... All right, you ready? One, two, three, squeeze!
- [liquid fountains]
- David Addison Jr.: Eureka, there she blows!