Moonlighting (TV Series)

Shirts and Skins (1989)

Allyce Beasley: Agnes DiPesto

Quotes 

• Agnes DiPesto : Blue Moon Investigations.

  [answering the phone] 

  Agnes DiPesto : Are you the target of somebody's ire, / about to be kidnapped, divorced, set on fire? / Why wait till your honey's cashed out and fled? / The ransom note's read, or maybe you're dead. / Our pre-mayhem checkup is perfect for you. / For just a few bucks, we'll sniff every clue. / We'll pester your friends, dig high and dig low / If your number's up, don't you wanna know?