Moonlighting (TV Series)

The Bride of Tupperman (1986)

Allyce Beasley: Agnes DiPesto

Quotes 

• Agnes DiPesto : I was just coming in.

  Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : I was just going out.

  Agnes DiPesto : Whoa. What do you think the chances of that ever happening again are?

  Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : You came in here to tell us something?

  Agnes DiPesto : Did you just guess that?

  Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : What is it?

  Agnes DiPesto : I don't know but a cousin of mine had it too. Answered her front door before anyone rang the bell.

• Agnes DiPesto : Blue Moon Detective Agency.

  [answering the phone] 

  Agnes DiPesto : Running a pageant, need to know / if any girls posed for photos showing more / than a competition would allow? / Give us a call and we'll find out now. / We have sources at major men's magazines...

• Agnes DiPesto : Blue Moon Detective Agency.

  [answering the phone] 

  Agnes DiPesto : Strange calls in the night? / Notes in your mailbox by dawn's early light? / Tell us about it, let us get involved. / We'll find the perv and your problems will be solved.