Mr. & Mrs. North (TV Series)

Nosed Out (1952)

Francis De Sales: Police Lt. Bill Weigand

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Jerry North : Oh, what's the matter with you? You're all covered with blood!

  Police Lt. Bill Weigand : Not blood, it's tomatoes.

  Jerry North : I don't get it. I'm lost. Can't somebody please tell me what's been happening!

  Police Lt. Bill Weigand : No, but I can tell you what's going to happen. I'm taking Pam down to the station and booking her.

  Jerry North : On what charges?

  Police Lt. Bill Weigand : Hitting an officer with a spoiled vegetable in the act of him carrying out his duty. Now, will you come quietly, Mrs. North?

  [all laugh] 

• Jerry North : What are the odds?

  Police Lt. Bill Weigand : Eight to five.

  Pamela North : Is that good or bad?

  Police Lt. Bill Weigand : Well, that depends on whether you win or lose.

  Pamela North : Well, I mean, I never can understand those stupid fractions. Does it mean I have to put up $8 to win five or 5$ to win eight?

  Police Lt. Bill Weigand : Yes.