- [as Hunch is being led away by the police]
- Pamela North: You see, Hunch, I was right. I *could* tell your future.
- Hunch Conley: I'm sorry, lady. I just didn't recognize your turban.
- [last lines]
- Jerry North: Oh, what's the matter with you? You're all covered with blood!
- Police Lt. Bill Weigand: Not blood, it's tomatoes.
- Jerry North: I don't get it. I'm lost. Can't somebody please tell me what's been happening!
- Police Lt. Bill Weigand: No, but I can tell you what's going to happen. I'm taking Pam down to the station and booking her.
- Jerry North: On what charges?
- Police Lt. Bill Weigand: Hitting an officer with a spoiled vegetable in the act of him carrying out his duty. Now, will you come quietly, Mrs. North?
- [all laugh]
- Jerry North: What are the odds?
- Police Lt. Bill Weigand: Eight to five.
- Pamela North: Is that good or bad?
- Police Lt. Bill Weigand: Well, that depends on whether you win or lose.
- Pamela North: Well, I mean, I never can understand those stupid fractions. Does it mean I have to put up $8 to win five or 5$ to win eight?
- Police Lt. Bill Weigand: Yes.