- [first lines]
- Maggie McGinness: I'm going to the store, Francois. What do you want?
- Francois: Oh, here is the list for the lovely grocery and the dismal vegetables.
- Francois: Oh, what death could be more blissful than from eating?
- Pamela North: Well, I guess it depends on who's cooking.
- Jerry North: Oh, I adore you, darling, but even you don't enjoy your cooking.
- Pamela North: I know, darn it, you're right. I guess I need some lessons, Francois.
- Maggie McGinness: Any trouble, Francois?
- Francois: Trouble.
- [laughs]
- Francois: They start in the cradle and end in a coffin.
- Sheriff Frank Logan: How's the cooking business?
- Francois: Ah, I cook, people eat. People stop eating, I stop cooking, then we all out of business.