The Munsters (TV Series)

Cyrano De Munster (1966)

Yvonne De Carlo: Lily Munster

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Quotes 

• Lily Munster : He didn't even mention the L.E.T.T.E.R.

  Marilyn Munster : You're absolutely R.I.G.H.T

  Lily Munster : I'd better not find out he's becoming a P.H.I.L.A.N.... A.N....

  Eddie Munster : I don't know what you guys are talking about, but 'philanderer' is spelled P.H.I.L.A.N.D.E.R.E.R.

• Marilyn Munster : Are you really going over to Clyde's?

  Lily Munster : I certainly am. I think that Herman is meeting his female penpal at Clyde's apartment.

  Marilyn Munster : What if you find out it's true?

  Lily Munster : What will I do? I will take Herman apart so that even Dr. Frankenstein couldn't put him back together again.

• Lily Munster : There's an ancient Transylvanian proverb we used to have in the old country: always put the shortest chain on the oldest wolf.

• Herman Munster : Maybe Grandpa's right. My poetry's so rancid I can't ever remember it.

  [reciting] 

  Herman Munster : My life was nothing until your sweet presence...

  Lily Munster : Until your sweet presence breathed the breath of love into my soul...

  Herman Munster : Lily, you remembered it!

  Lily Munster : Of course, Herman. And I don't think your poetry is rancid at all.

  Herman Munster : Dear, that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me!

  Lily Munster : Hm, thank you, sugarfang.