- Mr. Haggerty: Name?
- Lily Munster: Mrs. Lily Munster.
- Mr. Haggerty: [writing it down] Lily...
- Lily Munster: Oh, if you don't mind, I'd rather use my maiden name.
- Mr. Haggerty: Well, that's entirely up to you, eh, what is your maiden name?
- Lily Munster: Dracula.
- Mr. Haggerty: Dracula? That's, an... unusual name.
- Lily Munster: Oh, not at all. Why, back in the old country the woods are full of them.
- Mr. Haggerty: Age?
- Lily Munster: 137.
- Mr. Haggerty: No, no, not your weight, your age.
- Lily Munster: That is my age.
- Marilyn Munster: What is Ramon like?
- Lily Munster: Well, he looks a little bit like Cary Grant. Poor man.
- Marilyn Munster: Well maybe Grandpa could help us out. He's very well off.
- Lily Munster: He was, he was. You know the expression, "You can't take it with you? Well Grandpa did.
- [Lily walks to the doorway then turns around]
- Lily Munster: The only trouble was -- he forgot to bring it back.
- Lily Munster: Hello dear.
- [kisses Herman on the cheek]
- Grandpa: [thinking Lily is cheating on Herman] Can you spare it?
- Herman Munster: This may lead to bloodshed.
- Grandpa: Oh, Herman, this is not time to be looking at the bright side!