- Herman Munster: If there's anything that's disturbs me, Lily, it's the idea of grown people, like us, dressing up in costume and looking ridiculous.
- Tom Daly: Oh dad, thanks very much for putting in a word with mom. If we invite Marilyn's folks, well, it will really help me out with her. You know how it is.
- Albert Daly: Son, I haven't known how it is for years.
- [walks off]
- Eddie Munster: [gazing out the window on a stormy night] Boy, look at the neat lightning. I sure hope it hits our house!
- The Raven: [squawks] At the sound of the tone, the time is eight o' nine. Ne'ermore, ne'er more.
- Eddie Munster: Why don't you pipe down?
- Lily Munster: [to the babysitter] Well, goodnight Mrs. Morton, make yourself at home. Oh, and if Eddie's pet Spotty comes scratching at the backdoor, don't let him in. Last time he ate the sofa.
- Grandpa: Ah, Mrs. Daly, you make a lovely Juliette.
- [she laughs]
- Grandpa: You remind me of one of my wifes.
- Mrs. Agnes Daly: Really?
- Grandpa: I had a hundred and sixty seven of them.
- Mrs. Agnes Daly: Oh!
- [more polite laughter]
- Grandpa: But of course they're all dead now.
- Mrs. Agnes Daly: How you must miss them.
- Grandpa: Oh no, I visit them very often.
- Mrs. Agnes Daly: [stops laughing] Excuse me.
- [makes an exit]
- Herman Munster: [Mr. Daly is dressed as Frankenstein's monster] Uhm, I can't quite place you, Mr. Daly, but you remind me of someone I know.
- Tom Daly: Really?
- Herman Munster: It's a shame, Mr. Daly, you couldn't get a costume for your own masquerade party.
- Herman Munster: [Lily is dressed as Little Bo Peep] Lily! You've scared me out of a century's growth!
- Herman Munster: [Albert has just run off with his hair standing up in fright] I must say there was something strange about that boy. He had the weirdest hairdo I've ever seen.