The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Ethel Merman (1977)

Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Animal, Fozzie's Cousin

Quotes 

• Fozzie : I went to a diet doctor, and in just two months I lost $300!

  [suddenly he double-checks the script with confusion, apparently not getting it] 

• Ethel Merman : Is this a show or a zoo?

  Animal : [pops up on stage]  Hiya!

  Ethel Merman : It's a zoo.

  [screams] 

  Animal : Perfect pitch.

  [Ethel hits Animal over the head with fist] 

• Guy in theater : [to Statler & Waldorf]  Hey will you guys hold it down up there!

  Fozzie : [talking to guy in the theater audience]  You don't want them interrupting my act, right?

  Guy in theater : No, I don't want them interrupting our sleep!

  Guy in theater : Hey bring on the comic!

  Fozzie : I am the comic.

  Guy in theater : Then bring on the girls!

  Fozzie : This is not that kind of show!

  Guy in theater : Then bring on the girl comic!