The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Ethel Merman (1977)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Leo

Quotes 

• Waldorf : I remember Ethel Merman in the opening of "Panama Hattie".

  Statler : You're old enough to remember Teddy Roosevelt at the opening of the Panama Canal.

• Statler : [scratching himself]  I wonder why I'm so itchy?

  Waldorf : Maybe the show's starting to get under your skin.

• Guy in theater : [to Statler & Waldorf]  Hey will you guys hold it down up there!

  Fozzie : [talking to guy in the theater audience]  You don't want them interrupting my act, right?

  Guy in theater : No, I don't want them interrupting our sleep!

  Guy in theater : Hey bring on the comic!

  Fozzie : I am the comic.

  Guy in theater : Then bring on the girls!

  Fozzie : This is not that kind of show!

  Guy in theater : Then bring on the girl comic!