The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Pearl Bailey (1978)

Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Avocado

Quotes 

• Kermit : Now listen. This is a great chance for you. Besides, in the same jousting scene, you get to fight the Black Knight.

  Floyd : Who is the Black Knight?

  Kermit : Well, that's part of the fun. You see, no one will know. It's kept a complete and absolute mystery.

  [the Black Knight enters, sporting a distinctive hook-nosed helmet] 

  The Great Gonzo : The world will forever wonder who I am!

  Kermit : Though some may harbor suspicions.

• Statler : [as they sit with an avocado]  I didn't like it.

  Waldorf : What did the avocado think?

  Avocado : It's the pits.

  [they all laugh] 

• Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : [with back to the camera]  Tinker, tinker, fiddle...