The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Dyan Cannon (1980)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Waldorf, The Swedish Chef

Quotes 

• Miss Piggy : Have you seen Foo-Foo?

  The Swedish Chef : [gibberish]  Foo-Foo?

  Miss Piggy : Foo-Foo. My dog, you twit.

  The Swedish Chef : Dog?

  Miss Piggy : Yes?

  The Swedish Chef : Oh, the dog is in the potty.

  [He lifts the pot lid] 

  Miss Piggy : What? Foo-Foo, wait! Hi-yah!

  [She goes in for a karate shop but the Chef blocks her with a pot lid. Piggy trembles in shock, partly from the impact of the steel against her hand and partly from the blow taken to her martial arts prowess. The Chef offers her a hot dog] 

  The Swedish Chef : Piggy want a hot doggy?

• Animal : Drums! My drums! My drums!

  Kermit the Frog : Uh, uh, no, no, Animal, uh, those are practice drums. They're Dyan Cannon's.

  Animal : Cannons?

  Kermit the Frog : Mm-hmm.

  Animal : My cannons! My cannons!

  Kermit the Frog : No, no, no, they are drums.

  Animal : My drums! My drums!

  Kermit the Frog : I give up.

  Animal : Frog give up.

  Kermit the Frog : Will you get out of here?

• Kermit the Frog : Oh, Floyd, aren't you supposed to be in the band for the closing number?

  Floyd Pepper : Mm-mm. Can't, man. I promised I'd go have a chat with the pork princess.

  [snickers and enters Piggy's dressing room] 

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, boy. If I were Floyd, I wouldn't do that, because maybe Miss Piggy has realized that he's the one that stuffed Foo-Foo into the drawer.

  Miss Piggy : HIII-YA!

  [Floyd comes flying out of Piggy's room and lands on the drums] 

  Kermit the Frog : Uh, strike the maybe.