The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Melissa Manchester (1980)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, Swedish Chef, The Newsman, Link Hogthrob

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Uh, listen Scooter, if I come up with any more dumb ideas like that, stop me.

  Scooter : Right. Uh, shall I cancel the blindfolded yodeling hang glider?

  Kermit the Frog : Of course not. I said "dumb ideas".

• Captain Link Hogthrob : Oh, oh the Crab Nebula! I'm so frightened! They're all such mean baddies over there.

• The Newsman : And now this Muppet News Flash! On Wall Street today, commodity experts were amazed as beef fell dramatically.

  [he suddenly hears the sound of a cow mooing from above; looks up] 

  The Newsman : Oh, no!

  [a cow falls down on top of the Newsman] 

• Statler : [looking up]  Watch out!

  [Statler and Waldorf duck down as a random Muppet character is thrown at their box seats] 

  Statler , Waldorf : [waving a white flag]  We surrender!