The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Melissa Manchester (1980)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Janice, Additional Muppets

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Uh, listen Scooter, if I come up with any more dumb ideas like that, stop me.

  Scooter : Right. Uh, shall I cancel the blindfolded yodeling hang glider?

  Kermit the Frog : Of course not. I said "dumb ideas".

• Statler : [looking up]  Watch out!

  [Statler and Waldorf duck down as a random Muppet character is thrown at their box seats] 

  Statler , Waldorf : [waving a white flag]  We surrender!