- Kermit the Frog: Uh, listen Scooter, if I come up with any more dumb ideas like that, stop me.
- Scooter: Right. Uh, shall I cancel the blindfolded yodeling hang glider?
- Kermit the Frog: Of course not. I said "dumb ideas".
- Captain Link Hogthrob: Oh, oh the Crab Nebula! I'm so frightened! They're all such mean baddies over there.
- First Mate Piggy: So, what does it want?
- Dr. Julius Strangepork: I don't know. I don't speak Crab Nebulese.
- The Newsman: And now this Muppet News Flash! On Wall Street today, commodity experts were amazed as beef fell dramatically.
- [he suddenly hears the sound of a cow mooing from above; looks up]
- The Newsman: Oh, no!
- [a cow falls down on top of the Newsman]