The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Debbie Harry (1981)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Muppet Newsman, Link Hogthrob

Quotes 

• Captain Link Hogthrob : Sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle.

• Captain Link Hogthrob : Don't worry, First Mate Piggy, no meteor can penetrate the hull of this ship! It's made of super-strength porkium alloy!

  Dr. Julius Strangepork : Ja, that's right. Absolutely no chance of any damage.

  [a hole is blown in the hull] 

  Dr. Julius Strangepork : Of course, I'm usually wrong about these things!

• The Newsman : Here is a Muppet News Flash. Famous French clothing designer David Lazour was arrested today under the poultry laws for designing clothes that can suddenly turn into chickens.

  [suddenly, the Newsman's clothes turn into a bunch of clucking chickens]