Muppets Tonight (TV Series)
Garth Brooks (1996)
Kevin Clash: Clifford, Waldorf, Mulch, Carter, Craniac
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Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : I just talked to Garth, and he promised to go out there and do a song.
Clifford : Aw Kerm, that's great! If you weren't a bug-eyed spindly-legged froggy, I'd give you a big kiss on your knobby little head.
Kermit the Frog : And if you weren't a purple catfish-faced multicolored mop top, I'd let ya.
Rizzo the rat : Aw, ain't friendship a beautiful thing?
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Craniac : Captain, the bridge is filling with bubbles!
Captain Pighead : Yes. Everyone to your anti-bubble stations!
Craniac : [They all slip and fall] The soap has left a slick film on the floor!
Captain Pighead : Magnifique! I love to watch slick films.
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Craniac : Captain, the aliens are coming aboard!
Miss Piggy : Remember: these creatures are from another planet. Their appearance may shock you and terrify you.
Craniac : [to Capt. Pighead] I doubt it. We've seen her without her makeup.
Miss Piggy : Very funny, face-for-brains.
