Muppets Tonight (TV Series)
Cindy Crawford (1996)
Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Andy Pig
Quotes
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Rizzo the Rat : [feeding Bobo romantic lines via an earpiece] Cindy, to me, you are like the nuts and berries of the forest.
Bobo the Bear : Cindy, to me, a nut like you should be burried in the forest.
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Rizzo the Rat : [Rizzo is miked to feed Bobo romantic lines to Cindy Crawford. Then Rizzo's cousins return from the fair] Hey, that's a nice set of balloons you got there. Maybe you'll let me play with 'em, later.
Bobo the Bear : Maybe you'll let me play with them later?
Cindy Crawford : What?
[punches Bobo in the snout]
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Kermit the Frog : [Cindy is playing a child in the "Kermit the Frog Club" sketch] Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? For example, what are your hobbies?
Cindy Crawford : Well, I like to dress up in really pretty clothes, and walk up and down my driveway.
Kermit the Frog : What'd you like to do when you grow up?
Cindy Crawford : The same thing, but get paid millions of dollars for it!
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Sam the Eagle : [Andy and Randy have their fingers in their ears] Look, don't start that routine. Once that business gets going, there's no end to it.
Randy Pig : What? One sad Christmas you went bowling in Connecticutt?
Sam the Eagle : Well, yes I did. But that has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
Andy Pig : What?
Randy Pig : What?
Sam the Eagle : I know how to end this tomfoolery.
Andy Pig : What?
Sam the Eagle : [to Andy and Randy] Ache a tinglish trout for your spears.
Andy Pig : Take our fingers out of our ears?
Randy Pig : Okay.
Sam the Eagle : Heh. Works every time. Good night, everyone.
Andy Pig : What?
Randy Pig : What?
Andy Pig : What?
Randy Pig : What?
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Sam the Eagle : [On "The Eagle's Nest" segment] Our topic is noise pollution. Andy Pig, how would you control noise pollution?
Andy Pig : By making it nice and quiet.
Sam the Eagle : I'm astonished! That answer actually had something to do with the question.
