- Rizzo the Rat: [feeding Bobo romantic lines via an earpiece] Cindy, to me, you are like the nuts and berries of the forest.
- Bobo the Bear: Cindy, to me, a nut like you should be burried in the forest.
- Rizzo the Rat: [Rizzo is miked to feed Bobo romantic lines to Cindy Crawford. Then Rizzo's cousins return from the fair] Hey, that's a nice set of balloons you got there. Maybe you'll let me play with 'em, later.
- Bobo the Bear: Maybe you'll let me play with them later?
- Cindy Crawford: What?
- [punches Bobo in the snout]
- Announcer: [voice over] You haven't heard anything when you've heard "Johnny, we hardly heard ya".
- Sal Manilla: Who is that?
- Announcer: Miss a little, and you'll miss it all.
- Kermit the Frog: [Cindy is playing a child in the "Kermit the Frog Club" sketch] Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? For example, what are your hobbies?
- Cindy Crawford: Well, I like to dress up in really pretty clothes, and walk up and down my driveway.
- Kermit the Frog: What'd you like to do when you grow up?
- Cindy Crawford: The same thing, but get paid millions of dollars for it!
- Sam the Eagle: [Andy and Randy have their fingers in their ears] Look, don't start that routine. Once that business gets going, there's no end to it.
- Randy Pig: What? One sad Christmas you went bowling in Connecticutt?
- Sam the Eagle: Well, yes I did. But that has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
- Andy Pig: What?
- Randy Pig: What?
- Sam the Eagle: I know how to end this tomfoolery.
- Andy Pig: What?
- Sam the Eagle: [to Andy and Randy] Ache a tinglish trout for your spears.
- Andy Pig: Take our fingers out of our ears?
- Randy Pig: Okay.
- Sam the Eagle: Heh. Works every time. Good night, everyone.
- Andy Pig: What?
- Randy Pig: What?
- Andy Pig: What?
- Randy Pig: What?
- Sam the Eagle: [On "The Eagle's Nest" segment] Our topic is noise pollution. Andy Pig, how would you control noise pollution?
- Andy Pig: By making it nice and quiet.
- Sam the Eagle: I'm astonished! That answer actually had something to do with the question.
- Spamela Hamderson: [Champ Swimmer has let a World War 2 landmine detonate by accident] That just goes to show: a mine is a terrible thing to waste.
- [giggles]