- Gonzo: Clifford! Why don't we run this episode of Muppet Babies?
- Zippity Zap: Hey, I've got an episode of Seinfeld!
- Clifford: [Gonzo and Zippety bump into each other, breaking and unraveling their tapes] Ooh, that doesn't look good.
- Zippity Zap: Oh, man.
- Gonzo: Oh no, you've got your Seinfeld all over my Muppet Babies!
- Zippity Zap: Well, you've got your Muppet Babies all over my Seinfeld!
- Gonzo: Oh! Hey, wait a minute! Why don't we run 'em together and see what we've got?
- [pause. Clifford gives him a blank stare]
- Gonzo: Well, it worked with peanut butter and chocolate.
- Andy Pig: [Bobo sits at the phones, asleep while a phone rings. Andy and Randy encounter the phone outlet on the wall] Ooh, Randy, look! We should start here.
- Randy Pig: Ooh!
- Bobo: [They start pulling the phone wire out of the wall. Bobo wakes up] Ohohohohoh - hold it up, there, fellas. What do you think you're doing?
- Randy Pig: Well, Sandra Buttocks told us to trace a phone call.
- Bobo: You mean to tell me... you're gonna trace the call, by pulling every wire out of every wall in this five-story building?
- Andy Pig: Yeah.
- Randy Pig: Yeah.
- Bobo: Works for me.
- [He goes back to sleep. Andy and Randy start pulling the wire out]
- Sandra Bullock: Okay, you two, I want you to find out where that call came from and then I want you to trace that call.
- Andy Pig: Oh, okay, thank you. Eh, Randy, go get some tracing paper.
- Randy Pig: Okay.
- [turns to leave, then turns back]
- Randy Pig: Eh... what's paper?
- Pepe: Say, Seymour?
- Seymour: Yes, Pepe?
- Seymour: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
- Seymour: Gee, I don't know. What?
- Pepe: Elefino
- [no reaction from the audience, just blank stares]
- Pepe: Eh, Elefino!
- Seymour: Gee, Pepe, I don't think they get it.
- Pepe: Elefino! Why do I have to 'splain to you people, okay? Elefino!
- Bobo: [answering the phone] Muppets Tonight. How can I help you?
- Mad Bomber: All right, man, listen and listen good.
- Bobo: Okay.
- Mad Bomber: There's a BOMB in your studio.
- Bobo: Oh, I know. I read this week's script too. Ha! Have a good day, sir.
- [Bobo hangs up]