Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

Jason Alexander (1996)

Jason Alexander: Self

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• Jason Alexander : [Breaking his Hercule Poirot character]  All right, first of all, I am not Hercules. Second of all, you are thinking of Superman, and not Hercules! And third of all, you cannot reverse time by flying backwards around the Earth. I myself had a little problem with the logic in that part of the film!

• Jason Alexander : Forget it, Clifford! There is no way that you're gonna trick me into working with Gonzo. And don't try that "Guess which number I'm thinking of" routine on me.

  [beat] 

  Jason Alexander : 12,006?

  Clifford : It was 3.

• Mr. Poodlepants : Jason, please. You're breaking character.

  Jason Alexander : I'm breaking character? You're supposed to be dead!