Muppets Tonight (TV Series)
Jason Alexander (1996)
Kevin Clash: Clifford, Craniac, Bad Polly
Quotes
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Jason Alexander : Forget it, Clifford! There is no way that you're gonna trick me into working with Gonzo. And don't try that "Guess which number I'm thinking of" routine on me.
[beat]
Jason Alexander : 12,006?
Clifford : It was 3.
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Clifford : Yo, Gonz! How's things goin'?
The Great Gonzo : Fine! Things are going just fine! Because I'm not working with Jason Alexander, and there's nothing you can do to trick me into it!
Clifford : I don't want to trick you, man. I just want to ask you a question. What number am I thinking of?
The Great Gonzo : Uh... 2,346,822.
Clifford : Whoa man, that's it! And that means you get to do the final closing number with Jason!
Rizzo the Rat : Wow!
The Great Gonzo : I do?
Clifford : Yeah!
Rizzo the Rat : That's the rules.
The Great Gonzo : Oh, well then I better go get ready then!
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Miss Piggy : [pointing ray gun at Princess Vendela] Freeze! All right, this is still my ship Vendoooola! I want you off it, little Miss... Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss...
[to the crew]
Miss Piggy : Help me boys.
Captain Pighead : Perfection!
Craniac : Pretty?
Snorty : Gorgeous.
Miss Piggy : That's not the road I was going down.
