Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince (1997)

Brian Henson: Seymour, Dr. Phil van Neuter, Sal Manilla

Quotes 

• Rizzo the rat : All right, all right. So you made a song from the breakfast menu, but I'll bet you five bucks you can't do it again.

  The Artist Formerly Known as Prince : I'll take that bet.

  Rizzo the rat : Hah!

  The Artist Formerly Known as Prince : Yo, Seymour!

  Seymour : Yeah?

  The Artist Formerly Known as Prince : What's for desert?

  Seymour : Raspberry sorbet.

  The Artist Formerly Known as Prince : [singing]  Raspberry sorbet...

  Rizzo the rat : Oh, no.

  The Artist Formerly Known as Prince : The kind you find at a second hand store...

  Rizzo the rat : All right, all right. Here's your five bucks.

  Clifford : [Seymour, Pepe and Clifford all laugh at Rizzo]  He got you!

• Sal Manilla : I'm sorry. I guess I was just trying to be something I'm not.

  Johnny Fiama : Yeah, well, that's right. Y-you're not a boneyologist. You're a pants ironer.