- Gary Chuenga: [addressing The Artist Formerly Known as Prince] Listen, I just wanted to say, that I've heard a lot of great things about you. And even though I don't know who you are, I agree with all of it.
- The Artist Formerly Known as Prince: I'm the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
- Bobo the Bear: Oooh. And I'm the bear currently known as Not Amused!
- Rizzo the rat: All right, all right. So you made a song from the breakfast menu, but I'll bet you five bucks you can't do it again.
- The Artist Formerly Known as Prince: I'll take that bet.
- Rizzo the rat: Hah!
- The Artist Formerly Known as Prince: Yo, Seymour!
- Seymour: Yeah?
- The Artist Formerly Known as Prince: What's for desert?
- Seymour: Raspberry sorbet.
- The Artist Formerly Known as Prince: [singing] Raspberry sorbet...
- Rizzo the rat: Oh, no.
- The Artist Formerly Known as Prince: The kind you find at a second hand store...
- Rizzo the rat: All right, all right. Here's your five bucks.
- Clifford: [Seymour, Pepe and Clifford all laugh at Rizzo] He got you!
- Sal Manilla: I'm sorry. I guess I was just trying to be something I'm not.
- Johnny Fiama: Yeah, well, that's right. Y-you're not a boneyologist. You're a pants ironer.