- Rizzo the Rat: I'll get Bunsen and Beaker to straighten this thing out. They can't possibly screw up twice in the same show.
- Heather Locklear: [playing Queen Howaya in "The Mystery of the Zombie Queen of the Amazon Outer Space Jungle Bee Woman Case"] So, Hardy Pig Boys, what foolish quest brings you before Queen Howaya?
- Andy Pig: How are ya?
- Heather Locklear: Not bad. How are you?
- Randy Pig: We still don't get it.
- Heather Locklear: But I thought you wrote it.
- Randy Pig: Well, yeah, but we basted it on one of those Jane Austen things.
- Andy Pig: Yeah, you, you know, those things that have the hard cardboard on the outside and the soft flat stuff on the inside?
- Heather Locklear: You mean a book?
- Randy Pig: No, a pizza.
- Heather Locklear: Your script is based on a Jane Austen pizza?
- Sal Manilla: [playing Chaz in "21 Muppet Heights"] Excuse me, Diamanda, but I must demand that you return those incriminating photos that you took of me naked!
- Heather Locklear: [playing Diamanda in "21 Muppet Heights"] Well, I have a better idea. Why don't we have a slumber party and make s'mores?
- Sal Manilla: OK.