- Ernst Stavros Grouper: Now, as your new owner, I want to get to know each and every one of you by name. Who are you?
- Rizzo the Rat: Well, I'm Rizzo, the rat.
- Ernst Stavros Grouper: Not anymore. Now you're Alfred the Worm.
- Rizzo the Rat: What the?
- Ernst Stavros Grouper: And you. Who are you?
- Bobo the Bear: Uh, I'm Bobo the Bear
- Ernst Stavros Grouper: Not anymore. Now, you're Whipley Nibbles, the Television Elf.
- Bobo the Bear: Alright.
- Ernst Stavros Grouper: And uh, let's see, who, who are you?
- Bill the Bubble Guy: Well, I'm uh... Bob. And uh, raisins come out of my ears.
- Ernst Stavros Grouper: No, now you're Bill, and bubbles come out of your head.
- Bill the Bubble Guy: It worked! Yes!
- [blows bubbles]
- Ernst Stavros Grouper: Now, now, now, there will be a few more changes. Number one, yellow will now be known as the official color of naughtiness.
- Coolio: Look, man, I'm not doing this anymore, man. I'm going solo.
- Clifford: What are you gonna do? You don't sing.
- Coolio: Maybe I'll just... talk the words in some sort of rythmic cadence.
- Clifford: Oh, yeah? And what are you gonna call it?
- Ed McMahon: Okay, that - that's a wrap!
- Coolio: Right! That's it!
- Clifford: What? You're gonna call it rap music?