Muppets Tonight (TV Series)
Dennis Quaid (1997)
Dennis Quaid: Self
Quotes
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Dennis Quaid : [in Dragonheart spoof] Froggo, your reign of terror is over! I, Circumference of the Circle shall fight you to the death!
Kermit the Frog : [offscreen] Oh, get over thyself!
Dennis Quaid : [surprised] Hey, you don't sound like Sean Connery!
Kermit the Frog : Yeah, you don't sound like Jerry Lee Lewis!
Dennis Quaid : [the other peasants oooh] Ooooh, getting personal! Stand back, everyone!
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Nigel : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Clifford, Clifford, we just lost the satellite feed! What are we gonna do?
[Dennis Quaid enters]
Dennis Quaid : Hey, Clifford. Clifford, what happened to the picture? I almost took out Mr. Wilson's eye with my slingshot.
Clifford : Oh, oh, no problem, Dennis. I-I've got everything under control. Uh, Nigel, uh, disconnect the coaxial hookup, and, uh, reconfigure the transponder.
Nigel : Okay.
Clifford : That should get our satellite feed up and running.
Dennis Quaid : Or, uh, you could just plug it back in.
[Dennis plugs in the satellite feed and the picture comes back]
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Clifford : Hey, thanks, Dennis. Problem solved, everybody.
Rizzo the Rat : Yeah, and we didn't even have any bowling balls fall out of the sky. Heh.
Dennis Quaid : Yeah, right.
[except for Clifford, everyone steps away]
Clifford : What are you doing?
Dennis Quaid : Hey, I know a set-up line when I hear one.
[bowling balls suddenly fall from above and onto Clifford]