Kevin Clash: Clifford

Quotes 

• Clifford : How are things going on the show?

  Bobo the Bear : Oh, oh, oh, well, Dennis Quaid is doing great! Yeah, You know, you guys really ought to do this show together. You know, well, we could call it the, uh, The Dennis Quaid and Clifford Muppet Good Time Hour featuring Dennis Quaid!

• Clifford : Kerm?

  Kermit the Frog : Hi, Clifford.

  Clifford : What are you still doing here?

  Kermit the Frog : What?

  Clifford : Eh, eh, you're gonna be late for your date.

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, well, well, it's not actually a date, Clifford. No, I'm just taking out the contest winner of the "Spend an Evening with Kermit" contest. You know we had 14,000 entries.

  Clifford : Yeah, and how many of those weren't from Miss Piggy?

  Kermit the Frog : Uh, just the winner.

• Clifford : And believe me, Kerm, everything's under control. Now, go and have a good time.

  Kermit the Frog : You know, I suppose you're right. I mean, after all, it's not like bowling balls are gonna come falling out of the sky the minute I leave. Heh.

  Clifford : Aw, man, why did he have to say that?

• Nigel : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Clifford, Clifford, we just lost the satellite feed! What are we gonna do?

  [Dennis Quaid enters] 

  Dennis Quaid : Hey, Clifford. Clifford, what happened to the picture? I almost took out Mr. Wilson's eye with my slingshot.

  Clifford : Oh, oh, no problem, Dennis. I-I've got everything under control. Uh, Nigel, uh, disconnect the coaxial hookup, and, uh, reconfigure the transponder.

  Nigel : Okay.

  Clifford : That should get our satellite feed up and running.

  Dennis Quaid : Or, uh, you could just plug it back in.

  [Dennis plugs in the satellite feed and the picture comes back] 

• Clifford : Hey, thanks, Dennis. Problem solved, everybody.

  Rizzo the Rat : Yeah, and we didn't even have any bowling balls fall out of the sky. Heh.

  Dennis Quaid : Yeah, right.

  [except for Clifford, everyone steps away] 

  Clifford : What are you doing?

  Dennis Quaid : Hey, I know a set-up line when I hear one.

  [bowling balls suddenly fall from above and onto Clifford]