- Murphy Brown: [Speaking of the Girl Scouts] You know, I have never trusted this organization. Think about it. A bunch of impressionable young children wearing paramilitary uniforms, reciting oaths, and learning how to start fires - does anybody else have a bad feeling about this?
- [last lines]
- Murphy Brown: At least tonight wasn't a total loss, we got to hear that great 'high sea' joke! I'm telling you, if Moses had had material like that, the Pharaoh woulda let your people go a hell of a lot sooner.
- Miles Silverberg: Yeah, like I'm going to take comedy tips from a shiksa.
- Jim Dial: I can't wait to see the mail we get on this one!