My Name Is Earl (TV Series)
Randy's Touchdown (2005)
Jason Lee: Earl Hickey
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Quotes
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Earl Hickey : How was your first day of school?
Randy Hickey : Great! I really enjoyed science class. Did you know that before we were humans we were monkeys?
Earl Hickey : Really? What were we before monkeys?
Randy Hickey : I don't know. I can't even remember being a monkey.
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Earl Hickey : Where's my car, Joy?
Joy : Oh, I had it towed.
Earl Hickey : Towed?
Joy : Yeah. Maybe if you gave me some of that lotto money, I'd back off!
Earl Hickey : [voiceover] It was at that moment I realized Joy had no idea that the money was in the car.
Randy Hickey : Hey, Earl! Joy had no idea all your lotto money was in the car!
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Earl Hickey : [to Randy] If we don't figure out a way to break into that impound yard and get my money, we're gonna have to eat that potato.
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Earl : No I am. I'm happy, I'm happy I got the money back, but I did it again. I forced him to give up his touchdown. I can't cross it off my list.
Randy : Earl you didn't make me do this. I did it because you're my brother and I wanted to. I can make my own decisions, I'm not an idiot.
Earl : But don't you wanna know what it feels like to score a touchdown?
Randy : I'm pretty sure it's the same feeling I got when I drove up and saw the smile on your face.
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Earl : Karma. You gotta love it!