- [while watching "Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm"]
- Narrator: Everything seems to be growing. When George arrived at the farm the corn was knee-high. Now it's taller than he is.
- Tom Servo: George is clearly shrinking.
- Narrator: Everything seems to be growing. When George arrived at the farm the corn was knee-high. Now it's taller than he is.
- Tom Servo: George is clearly shrinking.
- Tom Servo: Thank you very much for showing up. I'd like to welcome you all to our MURDER... MYSTERY... DINNER PARTY!
- Crow T. Robot: I did it!
- Tom Servo, Gypsy, Mike Nelson: Crow!
- Tom Servo: Oh, jeez, he ruined everything! So stupid!
- Gypsy: For crying out loud!
- [a boy is shown eating a sandwich]
- Tom Servo: Mmm, good, white, hearty white bread for white, white people!
- Crow T. Robot: You know, it'd be ironic if the Tree of Death got Dutch Elm's Disease.
- Tom Servo: Yeah, the Stump of Death just doesn't have the same ring to it.
- Gypsy: [about Pearl Forrester] Now I understand why he's so sick! Boy, I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with bitch! Oh, I mean 'witch'!