Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Catalina Caper (1990)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : Little Richard, the only genuine talent in this film.

• TV's Frank : [on Joel's invention]  That is so neat! We could base a whole party around that. We could all get in our fuzzy beanie pajamas and jump up and down on the bed.

  Dr. Forrester : Look, the only party we're going to is the one where we dance on your grave.

  TV's Frank : Oh, will I be invited?

  Dr. Forrester : You'll be the guest of honor!

  TV's Frank : Oh.

  Dr. Forrester : Now you tell them about the movie. I gotta to get out of this thing; I'm chafing like a bear.

  TV's Frank : Well Joel, this week's movie is called Catalina Caper and it is... delightful. It's a veritable feel-good movie, a light-hearted romp, a triumph of the human spirit! Thank you, Tommy Kirk, for making us laugh about love... again. And it's got a great theme song. You're gonna love it! Never ever, ever...

  TV's Frank : Frank! Incoming!

  TV's Frank : ...steal anything wet! Never steal anything wet! Eeeyukaaeeee!

• Tom Servo : Why do we have to pray for the mads?

  Joel : Well, I think they're watching and they control my oxygen.

  Dr. Forrester : We don't want you to pray for us, we want you to pray to us!

• Crow T. Robot : I think they sent the wrong people to 'Nam, Joel.