Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Catalina Caper (1990)

Frank Conniff: Frank

Quotes 

• TV's Frank : [on Joel's invention]  That is so neat! We could base a whole party around that. We could all get in our fuzzy beanie pajamas and jump up and down on the bed.

  Dr. Forrester : Look, the only party we're going to is the one where we dance on your grave.

  TV's Frank : Oh, will I be invited?

  Dr. Forrester : You'll be the guest of honor!

  TV's Frank : Oh.

  Dr. Forrester : Now you tell them about the movie. I gotta to get out of this thing; I'm chafing like a bear.

  TV's Frank : Well Joel, this week's movie is called Catalina Caper and it is... delightful. It's a veritable feel-good movie, a light-hearted romp, a triumph of the human spirit! Thank you, Tommy Kirk, for making us laugh about love... again. And it's got a great theme song. You're gonna love it! Never ever, ever...

  TV's Frank : Frank! Incoming!

  TV's Frank : ...steal anything wet! Never steal anything wet! Eeeyukaaeeee!