- Tom Servo: [singing] Oh, Creepy. Lyle Wagner's a total jerk, second only to Tommy Kirk. Could you find it in your heart to love a 'Bot like me-e-e? That fishy story you tell always makes me sleepy, but that's just what I get for dating a girl that's cre-e-epy. My Creepy Girl! Oh, C is for the uncertainty of not quite knowing what ethnic group you're from. R is for the gifts you give me every time you smile. The first E is for, uh... well I don't really know, but the second E is really a grammatical thing, otherwise it would be "Crepy Girl," and where would that leave us? The P is definitely not for platonic, and Y? Because I love you! My-y Creepy Girl! Oh, what are you, Creepy Girl? Are you French, Italian, or one of those swarthy Gypsy-types? Hehe. Well, your accent suggests a Romance language, but I can't be sure. Well we can definitely rule out a Germanic language, but it's okay! I'm a 'Bot without a country. All I know is that I love you. I want to shout it from the mountaintops! Uh, but... I'd have to get back down to Earth and actually climb a mountain. Or they could drop me off on a mountain. I don't care! That would be okay! Because I just... need... you! My-y Creepy Girl! Won't you be mi-i-ine? I'll give you scrolls and fish and tinker-toys and wi-i-ine. I'll ditch these guys, if you'll be my Cre-e-epy Girl! Be mi-ine before Mo-ovie Si-i-ign! Woah-ho, ooh-hoo...
- TV's Frank: [on Joel's invention] That is so neat! We could base a whole party around that. We could all get in our fuzzy beanie pajamas and jump up and down on the bed.
- Dr. Forrester: Look, the only party we're going to is the one where we dance on your grave.
- TV's Frank: Oh, will I be invited?
- Dr. Forrester: You'll be the guest of honor!
- TV's Frank: Oh.
- Dr. Forrester: Now you tell them about the movie. I gotta to get out of this thing; I'm chafing like a bear.
- TV's Frank: Well Joel, this week's movie is called Catalina Caper and it is... delightful. It's a veritable feel-good movie, a light-hearted romp, a triumph of the human spirit! Thank you, Tommy Kirk, for making us laugh about love... again. And it's got a great theme song. You're gonna love it! Never ever, ever...
- TV's Frank: Frank! Incoming!
- TV's Frank: ...steal anything wet! Never steal anything wet! Eeeyukaaeeee!
- Don Pringle: I've never seen the ocean.
- Tina Moss: Well, then, you've missed much.
- Tom Servo: Yes, it's only 75% of the earth's surface.
- Tom Servo: Why do we have to pray for the mads?
- Joel: Well, I think they're watching and they control my oxygen.
- Dr. Forrester: We don't want you to pray for us, we want you to pray to us!
- Joel: Geez, what's wrong, Tom Servo? You look about as upset and downtrodden as a little robot with inarticulate limbs can look.