- [Joel and Crow are discussing color vs. black and white.]
- Joel Robinson: And what do you think, Tom Servo?
- Tom Servo: Um, about what?
- Joel Robinson: About how some of our movies are in color and some are in black and white.
- Tom Servo: I'm not sure I understand the question.
- Crow T. Robot: Oh, come on! Movie A: color. Movie B: black and white.
- Tom Servo: Look, we can't all notice the same subtleties!
- Crow T. Robot: Subtleties? Why, I...
- Joel Robinson: Hold on, Crow. Tom, what color is my jumpsuit?
- Tom Servo: Red.
- Joel Robinson: And what color is Crow?
- Tom Servo: Red.
- Magic Voice: Commercial sign in five, four, three, two. What color is Dr. Forrester?
- Tom Servo: Red. What about it?
- Joel Robinson: We'll be right back. I think I see what the problem is.
- Reggie: There's a million to one chance we'll ever be seen.
- Crow T. Robot: Oh. They must be on Comedy Central.
- [a small, rocky planet is seen.]
- Tom Servo: Hey, it's the MST3K logo!
- Joel Robinson: [whispering] We're not supposed to know about that!