Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Pumaman (1998)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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Mike Nelson : An egg. Oh wait, it's Donald Pleasence.
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[Watching Puma Man "fly"]
Mike Nelson : He has the power to rear-project major cities.
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Kobras : Because you are made of earth...
Crow : [as Kobras] Corn grows in you.
Kobras : ...and to earth you shall return!
Mike Nelson : Huh? That was an odd thing to say, even for him.
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Vadinho : You've succeeded! They think you are dead. And now they will leave you alone!
Mike Nelson : To be left alone - the goal of every great hero.
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Vadihno : I say put it on...
Mike Nelson : ...and you say "pyoot it oon."
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[watching Puma Man fly]
Mike Nelson : You know, I hate to be picky, but pumas aren't really known for flying.
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[Tony and Jane are flying in the air]
Jane Dobson : Have you ever seen anybody make love in the air?
Tony Farms : But that's how you make little puma men!
Mike Nelson : [disgusted] Oh, and he immediately defiles the holy gift given to him.
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Vadihno : This belt belonged to your father. With it, you will have all the powers he had.
Mike Nelson : [as Vadihno] Or your money back.
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[People stand around Kobras confused]
Mike Nelson : What kind of party clown are you? I'm not paying for this!
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Mike Nelson : Are pumas also known for their whining?
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Mike Nelson : [on Puma man] Wool over his eyes man!
Crow : Easily bamboozled man!
Tom Servo : Three steps behind man!
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Mike Nelson : [after Tony turns into Puma Man] He gave him the Captain Dork costume by mistake.
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Mike Nelson : [sighs] World, get used to being run by Donald Pleasence.
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Mike Nelson : Are you poor? Eew!
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Mike Nelson : The wall didn't bend. Ignore that.
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[Jane gives Tony a party invitation]
Tony Farms : The Dutch Embassy?
Jane Dobson : [playfully] Does that scare you?
Tony Farms : [playfully] Yeah.
Mike Nelson : [as Tony] The Dutch are mean!
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[Tony puts on a huge bowtie for the party at the embassy]
Mike Nelson : Parachute-slash-bowtie.
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Jane Dobson : [Reading an inscription on an Aztec mask] It's a curse.
Mike Nelson : It says the F-word.
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Mike Nelson : Are criminals genetically drawn to construction sites?
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Mike Nelson : [Kobras steps onto a rising platform] Wheeeeee...