"Mystery Science Theater 3000" The Amazing Colossal Man (TV Episode 1991) - Trace Beaulieu as Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Tom Servo : Say, what have you been doing since the movie, Glen?

Glen Manning : Uh, you know, bit-parts. Mr. Clean, Green Giant... that kinda thing. Excuse me for a second.

[picks up a cow and eats it]

Glen Manning : You know, I really thought that part in Time Bandits was gonna kick it loose for me! I thought that was gonna make me! But, no... you know, I can't even get back in Vegas anymore! Vegas! Blackballed... can't get in...

Tom Servo : Well, you didn't exactly charm the pants off them last time you were in Las Vegas, Glen!

Glen Manning : You think I'm a freak, don't you!

[grab and rocks the sattelite]

Tom Servo : Uh-oh.

Crow T. Robot : Way to go Servo!

Joel Robinson : Oh, everyone hold on to something!

Glen Manning : That's right, I'm a freak! I look like Peter Garrett, I dress like Maude, for God's sake! And I eat live-stock by the hand-fulls! I bet you just wanna run home and tell all your buddies about the half-naked circus freak, don't you sergeant! That's right, everybody take a big steamy look at the circus freak! Hahaha!
[after 50-foot tall Glenn Manning storms out of a picnic with his fiancée, Dr. Linstrom somehow appears next to her]

Crow T. Robot : Have you seen Glenn?
Crow T. Robot : [as Carol] Uh, you look like Mr. Clean, Glenn. The Procter & Gamble people are on the phone.
Narrator in Film : The time is 2:45 am.

Crow T. Robot : Do you know where your children are?
Crow T. Robot : The Army's best stock footage is called for duty!

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester