Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Amazing Colossal Man (1991)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Robert Plant

Quotes 

• Tom Servo : Say, what have you been doing since the movie, Glen?

  Glen Manning : Uh, you know, bit-parts. Mr. Clean, Green Giant... that kinda thing. Excuse me for a second.

  [picks up a cow and eats it] 

  Glen Manning : You know, I really thought that part in Time Bandits was gonna kick it loose for me! I thought that was gonna make me! But, no... you know, I can't even get back in Vegas anymore! Vegas! Blackballed... can't get in...

  Tom Servo : Well, you didn't exactly charm the pants off them last time you were in Las Vegas, Glen!

  Glen Manning : You think I'm a freak, don't you!

  [grab and rocks the sattelite] 

  Tom Servo : Uh-oh.

  Crow T. Robot : Way to go Servo!

  Joel Robinson : Oh, everyone hold on to something!

  Glen Manning : That's right, I'm a freak! I look like Peter Garrett, I dress like Maude, for God's sake! And I eat live-stock by the hand-fulls! I bet you just wanna run home and tell all your buddies about the half-naked circus freak, don't you sergeant! That's right, everybody take a big steamy look at the circus freak! Hahaha!

• Tom Servo : The snack bar will be closing in ten minutes. Robert Peterson, pick up your free pizza...

• Joel Robinson : [as King Mongkut]  Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

  Tom Servo : [as Colonel Kurtz]  The horror... the horror!

• Tom Servo : [as a nurse lifts Glenn's blanket at the crotch area and backs away in horror]  Well, something's bigger than she expected!