- Glenn Manning: I just don't want to grow anymore.
- Joel Robinson: I'm a Toys R Us kid.
- Glenn Manning: I DON'T WANT TO GROW ANYMORE!
- Joel Robinson: I'M A TOYS R US KID!
- Tom Servo: Say, what have you been doing since the movie, Glen?
- Glen Manning: Uh, you know, bit-parts. Mr. Clean, Green Giant... that kinda thing. Excuse me for a second.
- [picks up a cow and eats it]
- Glen Manning: You know, I really thought that part in Time Bandits was gonna kick it loose for me! I thought that was gonna make me! But, no... you know, I can't even get back in Vegas anymore! Vegas! Blackballed... can't get in...
- Tom Servo: Well, you didn't exactly charm the pants off them last time you were in Las Vegas, Glen!
- Glen Manning: You think I'm a freak, don't you!
- [grab and rocks the sattelite]
- Tom Servo: Uh-oh.
- Crow T. Robot: Way to go Servo!
- Joel Robinson: Oh, everyone hold on to something!
- Glen Manning: That's right, I'm a freak! I look like Peter Garrett, I dress like Maude, for God's sake! And I eat live-stock by the hand-fulls! I bet you just wanna run home and tell all your buddies about the half-naked circus freak, don't you sergeant! That's right, everybody take a big steamy look at the circus freak! Hahaha!
- [after 50-foot tall Glenn Manning storms out of a picnic with his fiancée, Dr. Linstrom somehow appears next to her]
- Crow T. Robot: Have you seen Glenn?
- Tom Servo: The snack bar will be closing in ten minutes. Robert Peterson, pick up your free pizza...
- Crow T. Robot: [as Carol] Uh, you look like Mr. Clean, Glenn. The Procter & Gamble people are on the phone.
- Joel Robinson: [as King Mongkut] Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
- Tom Servo: [as Colonel Kurtz] The horror... the horror!
- Tom Servo: [as a nurse lifts Glenn's blanket at the crotch area and backs away in horror] Well, something's bigger than she expected!