- Gypsy: [runs screaming from Crow: hides behind Joel] HE'S A MADMAN! HE'S A MADMAN!
- [gypsy continues screaming]
- Crow T. Robot: [brandishing a knife] Where'd she go man, where'd she go?
- Joel Robinson: Crow, put that knife away, you're scaring Gypsy!
- Crow T. Robot: I did it for you, Eddie!
- Joel Robinson: Oh great, he's in moon mode again.
- Crow T. Robot: That's right: I'm gonna moon you man, I'm gonna moon you!
- Tom Servo: That's gonna be tough because you really don't have a heinder to speak of.
- [snickers]
- Crow T. Robot: That's it, that's it!
- [stabs Tom]
- Tom Servo: [collapses over table] Take... care of my turtle...
- Joel Robinson: I will, Tommy.
- Tom Servo: Stop my milk delivery...
- Joel Robinson: OK, I'll do it.
- Tom Servo: Pick up my mail, cancel my subscription to National Review...
- Joel Robinson: [amused] OK.
- Tom Servo: Continue... to tape... Baywatch for me...
- Joel Robinson: All right.
- Tom Servo: Take my step-aerobics class... every Tuesday...
- Joel Robinson: [after getting beaten up by Gypsy] Oh, my aching noggin.
- Gypsy: Yeah, well, serves you right for taking advantage of these little charmkins!
- Joel Robinson: Oh Yeah, well, you should ask these little "charmkins" what I found oozing out of my pillow case this morning!
- Tom Servo: Aw, you little baby, it could've been a lot worse!
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah, at least we killed him before we stuffed 'I'm in there.