Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Touch of Satan (1998)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

Quotes 

• [the title "The Touch of Satan" appears] 

  Mike Nelson : The touch of Satan... softens your hands while you do the dishes.

• Jodie Thompson : Does your father mind if I skip rocks across his pond?

  Melissa Strickland : You'll have to ask him. Is that your car?

  Jodie Thompson : Yeah.

  Mike Nelson : [as Melissa]  Mind if I skip rocks across it?

• Tom Servo : Hm, signed copy of the Necromonican there.

  Mike Nelson : "You guys scare me, ha ha ha. Signed, Satan."

• Melissa : [singing]  Amazing Grace...

  Mike Nelson : [singing]  ... and Chuuuuuck.

  Melissa : [singing]  That saved a wretch...

  Tom Servo : [singing]  ... like me, public domain music we didn't have to pay, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

• [a man is stabbed in the neck with a pitchfork] 

  Tom Servo : When sore throat pain strikes!

  Mike Nelson : The "American Gothic" people take revenge.

• Mike Nelson : I've said "Zah" in better places than this!

• Mike Nelson : [touching music starts up]  Hallmark Hall of Fame presents A Touch of Satan.

  Tom Servo : [singing along to the cute music]  Come sit with me and Satan too. He's your friend and mine.

• Melissa Strickland : Would you stay here?

  Tom Servo : By this rock? And don't move?

  Jodie Thompson : What?

  Tom Servo : Stay here!

  Mike Nelson : Huh?

  Tom Servo : STAY HERE!

• Jodie Thompson : Why is it so important that I believe in this devil of yours?

  Mike Nelson : Well, I get a commission.

• Farmer : [upon hearing a meow]  Is that you Robert?

  Mike Nelson : Robert the cat?

  Farmer : You should be in bed.

  Crow : With Andrew the dog.

• Mike Nelson : Oh, man! If you can't trust the Devil!

• Mike Nelson : David Spade is Satan.

  Crow T. Robot : That's good casting.

• Luther Strickland : Hello.

  Mike Nelson : I must agree with that.

• Mike Nelson : "The wicked man travailed all his days in pain," said Madeleine.