- Arnold Rudman: My offer stands: a million dollars. I want the man dead.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: [to Simone, in an undertone] Would that be in unmarked bills?
- Inspector Aiello: You and Sipowicz cover the back alley.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Sure you don't want us to cover Port Authority in case he tries to escape by bus?
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: Ask me again.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Will you marry me, Sylvia?
- A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: Yes, I will!
- Arnie Gumble: Excuse me? Excuse me, I'm a little confused. I was wondering how to get to Mott Street.
- Det. Adrienne Lesniak: Uhh, Mott Street...
- Arnie Gumble: I got turned around in my head somehow.
- Det. Adrienne Lesniak: Alright, go straight down to the next light, make a right, then two blocks and make a left.
- Arnie Gumble: I got a map here. Could you point it out to me on that?
- [shows Adrienne the map]
- Det. Adrienne Lesniak: This is a map of Texas!
- Arnie Gumble: Well, maybe you could help me find Johnson City...?
- [lifts the map and shows her "Johnson City"]
- Det. Adrienne Lesniak: You showed me yours, now I'm gonna show you mine.
- [draws her gun]
- Det. Adrienne Lesniak: You're under arrest, you jerk! Zip it up, get out of the car.