- Dr. Peter Shennon: Back kicking up again, Detective? I'd say it's a degenerative disc. Better get used to it.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah? Maybe I can take my mind off it thinking about you up there in Ossining getting acupuncture up your dirt chute.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: [after Simone scared the punks that beat up his friend's son] Glad I was here to help.
- Det. Bobby Simone: I would have been glad enough if they were standing over there with a Smith & Wesson. See, now, I don't know if I just saved this kid from a beating or bought him another one.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Oh I'm sure these guys saw the light. They may be on their way to scout registration now.