NYPD Blue (TV Series)

The Irvin Files (2000)

Bill Brochtrup: John Irvin

Quotes 

• Det. Andy Sipowicz : Sorry you lost all your art.

  Noel Beller : You might have commiserated with me by offering me some sort of beverage.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : You want a beverage?

  Noel Beller : No, not now.

  [Beller and Nicki leave the squad] 

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : How about a cup of Liquid Drano?

  John Irvin : That wouldn't be the first toxic chemical he's ingested today.

• John Irvin : Detective, this is Mr. Beller.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : How's it going?

  Noel Beller : [incredulous]  How's it going?

  Nicki Cameron : Mr. Beller's art collection was stolen.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : I know, it's my case.

  Noel Beller : If it's your case, and you know that the collection's been stolen, why in heaven's name would you ask me, "how are things going?"

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Either of you has a gun, feel free to shoot me. I meant it like "hello."

• Noel Beller : I demand to see Detective Sipowicz or Sorenson.

  Det. Jill Kirkendall : A collar only gets one call, Mr. Beller. I think you ought to be deciding whether that's going to be your lawyer or your dealer.

  John Irvin : Unless he's the same person.