- [after a hitman is killed in a hostage situation]
- Inspector Anthony Lastarza: Son of a bitch.
- Det. John Kelly: I guess that's just your way of saying Thank goodness that hostage is safe, huh?
- Gina Zarone: If you've got it in your mind that I'm cooperating, then your minds must be up your asses with the rest of your heads.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey, Gina, you eat with that mouth?
- Gina Zarone: That's one of the things I do with it.
- [two uniforms bring in a homeless Black man draped in a blanket and wearing a knit cap]
- Sgt. Vincent Agostini: What have we got?
- Uniformed Cop: Public lewdness, Sarge.
- Buck Naked: It's January and it's shirt-sleeve weather! It's 80 degrees outside!
- Sgt. Vincent Agostini: So where's your shirt?
- Buck Naked: Where is my shirt?
- [looks down at his chest and throws off the blanket]
- Buck Naked: Aaaaaagh! I'm buck naked!
- Uniformed Cop: [taking his arm] Oh, come on.
- Buck Naked: Hey, all aboard for Coney Island! Whoo-whoo!