- George Putnam: I don't know about any killings. I don't know about any letters. The only thing I know about Webster is he's that little black kid on TV.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: This thing with Haverill and Fancy...
- Vinnie Greco: Yeah, I sense a tension between 'em.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: I know about the tape, Vinnie. Haverill trying to screw the Lieutenant.
- Vinnie Greco: Sí.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: That type situation, some people might consider working both ends, multiply earning opportunities.
- Vinnie Greco: Tell me you're not putting your hand out.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: What I'm telling you, Vinnie, is if Fancy comes up short on this, I'm gonna break all the bones in your hands and feet.
- Vinnie Greco: Look, that kind of exaggeration is totally unnecessary, it's out of proportion.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Like your hands and feet will be.
- [Andy is signing the paperwork to borrow a grenade launcher from the National Guard]
- Major Perkins: You mind my asking what your plans are for the weapon?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, every year we like to rattle their cage down at the ACLU. This year we're gonna show up at their lobby and let them think we're gonna incinerate them.
- Major Perkins: Liability waiver should cover that.