The Nanny (TV Series)

The Dope Diamond (1995)

Ann Morgan Guilbert: Yetta Rosenberg

Quotes 

• Therapist : So ladies, what brings you to therapy?

  Fran Fine : I came because my mother has an obsession with me getting married.

  Sylvia Fine : I came because my daughter has a delusion that I have an obsession.

  Yetta Rosenberg : I came because they brought me and I don't know how to get home.

• Sylvia Fine : [in therapy]  At one point, I believe that a daughter has to stop blaming her mother for everything.

  Sylvia Fine : [to Yetta]  This is your fault!

  Yetta Rosenberg : Me?

  Sylvia Fine : Yeah. You're the one who kept pushing me to have children. They're nothing but heartache.

  Yetta Rosenberg : That's right, Cookie. It's payback time!

• Yetta Rosenberg : [to Sylvia about Fran, while they're collectively at a therapy session]  Don't nag the kid all the time. She should get married when she wants to, not just 'cause she got knocked up by the seltzer man like I...

  [hesitantly, when she sees that everyone is looking at her with shocked faces] 

  Yetta Rosenberg : ...like I heard people do.