- Fran Fine: [to Val, while trying to determine the whereabouts of the missing Chester] Where in New York does an ice cream truck play a Barbra Streisand ballad?
- Fran Fine, Val Toriello: Greenwich Village!
- Niles: Yetta? Before I go to the market, what would you like for your shower?
- Yetta Rosenberg: Some of those rubber daisies for the bottom of the tub, and one of those detachable water massagers.
- [cupping her mouth towards Niles as if she's gonna reveal a deep dark secret]
- Yetta Rosenberg: They're **fun**.
- Niles: [amused] Actually, I meant for your **wedding** shower. And yes, they are.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Why on earth is Yetta getting married at her age?
- Fran Fine: I was wondering that myself.
- Fran Fine: [sarcastically] I guess it's because somebody asked her!